NO. 7, ARE YOU THERE?
CALLING REINDEER NO. 7 :
COME IN PLEASE
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen…
Circa 1997,
and
there’s a
tale to tell…
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
Dusk parted with honor:
Three Grenn boys stood
smiling
[They swore they’d glimpsed
Donner].
“Yet, might have been
Blitzen”
I replied to this trio;
They eyed me with caution,
[I’d dampened their brio…]
‘Eight
deer’ had been named so,
[In
tales for the telling]…
My
sons knew their trademarks;
Though
not their names’ spellings.
Dasher was headstrong;
Dancer, a dandy;
Prancer was flighty
while Vixen chewed candy;
Comet was lazy, Cupid too
sappy;
Blitzen chased rainbows while Donner stayed
happy.
“It’s the ‘7th’ we want to
deliver our presents!”
These three uttered
boldly as Russian-steppe peasants;
“Dasher and Dancer will
lose
them in transit,
Comet and Vixen are
Common-law bandits!”
“Blitzen’s been known to
discredit Kris Kringle,
Cupid has issues with
rooftops and shingles!
Prancer has dropped gifts
all over the heavens;
Pleeeeeeeez!
Just enlist
only deer # 7!!!”
It may be too late,
I did taunt with a smile:
Though, not if you snooze
soon …
Don’t tarry awhile;
The very best hoof beats
will
Grace our home’s gable;
Sleep, dears; dream softly…
Stay young as you’re able.
December 25, 1997
Well, if smiles could sell ad-time,
And dreams garner CLIOs;
My mantel’d be laden:
I’d have netted a trio !!!
Poem composed by Lisa Porter-Grenn
Copyright December 2013
Yet, I did hear him mumble as he drove out of
sight…
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO
ALL,
…AND TO ALL: A
GOOD-NIGHT!”